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You Don't Need a Vane to Know Which Way the Wind Blows
It's strange knowing that, for the first time since my last semester of college, I don't have to get out of bed and scour the skies for some interesting weather blurb to share with a few thousand of my...
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Strong Fall Storm Spawns Tornadoes, Snow, Floods, General Malaise
A large storm system that continues to crawl across the United States this afternoon—officially known as Winter Storm Skittlebip III by the dennismersereau dot com naming and brunch committee—will...
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Tropical Depression Attempts to Bribe Santa, Probably Not Successful
It's satellite images like this that spawn conspiracy theories about our ability to control the weather.Weather exists as nature's feverish attempt to balance inequality in the world (so maybe Bernie...
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Winter Storm Skittlebip IV Promises Many Inches of White Doom to the Midwest
Many have asked what Skittlebip means. The legend of Skittlebip is that its legend is never fully formed. It is an ever-lasting and frequently evolving storm, a skittleblip on the continuum of time and...
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Late-Season Hurricane to Help Bring Snow and Ice to Central Plains Because...
Tropical Storm Sandra, a stout and mighty gale blown about a low fomenting several hundred miles south of Manzanillo, Mexico, is the latest tropical storm to form in the eastern Pacific basin since...
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Major Hurricane Sandra Breaks Two More Records, Ocean Just Showing Off Now
Hurricane Sandra became a major hurricane today—as I figured it would, but who's keeping score—packing winds of 115 MPH at the 2:00 PM MST advisory. The storm broke the record for the strongest...
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Now That's What I Call a Cold Front
Some cold fronts sweep through virtually unnoticed. Others crash through with the ugly blow of someone ripping the covers off of you in the morning. That is to say, rude.Winds swirling around a low...
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Top Ten Warmest Novembers in the Future, Ranked
If you live east of the Rocky Mountains, you don't need me to tell you that it was a warm November. Frankly, it's been a warm fall overall, and with the way things are going, we could have a similar...
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Typical! Self-Absorbed Millennials Don't Remember This Thunderstorm From...
We all know that one special millennial who's so wrapped up in their overwhelming magnificence that they can't stop to marvel at the world that revolves around them. One of the greater tragedies of...
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When Storms Threaten Lives, Words Matter
News outlets have to follow a certain narrative in order to cover certain news events. The necessity of driving traffic to rake in advertising money often outweighs the urge to accidentally commit...
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Blizzard 2016: Prepare for Zero to Thirty Inches of Snow or Ice or Rain
The breadbakers and cows of America are proud to present the blockbuster feature of Winter 2015-16, an event to rival all model-simulated events, one that will result in the highest number of...
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A Dusting of Snow Is More Dangerous Than a Foot of Snow
Washington D.C. fell apart in the snow on Wednesday night. No, it wasn't the big blizzard everyone's freaking out about. A passing disturbance dropped an inch of snow, and not even an inch in some...
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Blizzard 2016: Frequently Asked Questions, Answered
Q: How much snow am I going to get?A: Here's a snowfall forecast issued on Thursday morning and valid through Sunday morning.Q: Where do I live on that map?A: https://www.google.com/mapsQ: Yeah but how...
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Chemtrails Are a Figment of Your Imagination So Stop Emailing Me You Angry...
Hello! It's been a while since I've updated this page. It seems some of my old chemtrail debunking posts from The Vane (RIP) are making the rounds again, and lots of people are sending me lots of hate...
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Weather Matters
Climate change is a profoundly important topic that's worth almost every ounce of coverage it gets. Understandably, the discussion about how to deal with the problems posed by climate change and...
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